Everybody is having a go at Tiger Wood's since his alleged adultery. Here are a few jokes I read and just had to share.
- KFC’s coming out with a ‘Tiger Meal'. White breast only.
- Tiggger spent too much time lining up his putz
- looks like tiger has been getting more than just his balls in the hole…he’s been getting his club in too!!!
- Why did Tiger survive the accident? Elin didn’t take enough club.
- New Nike theme: “Just Did It" or "Just Do it - Tiger would"
- I thought the idea of the game was fewer strokes
- Difference between Santa and Tiger. Santa stops at three ho’s
- What is Tiger Wood’s wife doing at 2 AM? Clubbin…
- Of course Tiger had a lot of girlfriends. He was always known for his great putz.
- Tigers may not change their stripes, but they sure do like to change their women!
- Now we know the secrete of his success. Tiger practises on plenty greens.
- Tiger’s new name: Cheetah Wood
- Why does Tiger carry a little towel when he’s playing a round? To keep his balls dry.
- Tiger Woods won’t be winning ‘Golfer of the Year’. He just won ‘Player of the Year”
- Professional golfers are calling Tiger’s wife, asking, “What kind of golf club would you recommend if I want to beat Tiger Woods?”
- There’s got to be some kind of record for the longest string of birdies!
- The company that wants Tiger to sponsor them is “LAYS” potato chips -Bet you just can’t have one
- Tiger woods got fired as a gilette spokesman because he said he’s crash was the closest shave he’d ever had.
- I understand tigers are meat lovers. Is this tiger’s preference white meat only?
- “That’s what happens when you misplace your putter.”
- Whats the difference between Tiger and Santa? Santa only comes once a year.
ZZ says:
December 14, 2009 at 5:24 PM
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ZZ says:
December 14, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Trying out to comment